16 October 2015
Please, no excuses!
Okay... I know it's a bit early, but I had to tell you. Seems that there was this guy who was a bit disgusted. He couldn't stand Hillary or Bernie. (Never mind that there were three other candidates he could choose from.) So he wouldn't vote. I tried to reason with the man; I tried to tell him that what the founders intended was a "more perfect" union, not an "absolutely perfect" union. But he wouldn't budge. What could I do? Hey, I disagreed with the guy, but I do respect him.
Now... to my friends: Please, don't let this dimwitted, shit-for-brains, asshole, dumb as dirt, nitwitted, troglodyte, moron get you down. Vote anyways.
Election Day is Tuesday, November 3.